
Our recent months have been fairly busy. I have spent at least five days a week refereeing soccer games for the middle schools and high schools around here. We have decided to put all of the money I make towards vacation. If I only had a better job we could go somewhere exotic. I have recently found out that my brothers both have full time jobs, which means that I am the last in the family to hold down a real job. It is truly a proud moment. I'd like to thank all the examples of laziness and underachievement in my life, especially my dog Bishop, who could have been a show dog if he wasn't a eunuch and a mutt. My parents are so proud!
But I have found a way that my brother cannot compete with me (at least thus far). While my sister has 3 children and was certainly the first to give my parents grandchildren, I have properly and orderly been the second in the family to have a child. And while the job prospects are looking no better for me, the prospects of yet another child are looking up. To tell you the truth, we are 1/3 of the way there. It turns out, unlike my dog, I am not a eunuch. So, for those of you who have been confused by my sharp intellect and delightful will, I am going to spell it out for you. We are pregnant!
There, I've said it. You now know it, because you have read it. Unless you have a temporary loss of short term memory. So, in planning for all scenarios, I will repeat myself' We are pregnant!
God Bless,
Joshua
But I have found a way that my brother cannot compete with me (at least thus far). While my sister has 3 children and was certainly the first to give my parents grandchildren, I have properly and orderly been the second in the family to have a child. And while the job prospects are looking no better for me, the prospects of yet another child are looking up. To tell you the truth, we are 1/3 of the way there. It turns out, unlike my dog, I am not a eunuch. So, for those of you who have been confused by my sharp intellect and delightful will, I am going to spell it out for you. We are pregnant!
There, I've said it. You now know it, because you have read it. Unless you have a temporary loss of short term memory. So, in planning for all scenarios, I will repeat myself' We are pregnant!
God Bless,
Joshua
